Bitch You don't know my life

April. Hong Kong. SNL. Food. Life.

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Ian Rubbish and the Bizarros say goodbye | SNL | 18/5/2013

TY LM I❤U

Someone asked who “all those people were”. This is mostly from memory, so if any of it’s wrong, blame me.

One of these bands isn’t real.

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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