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Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
Hannibal fandom: we would like to have you all for dinner
May 22nd
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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assbutt-of-asgard: imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
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thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.  #and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even...
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noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
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throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
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